Amnesia Meme - Paint the Man

I think it's taken me about five weeks to get through this game because I can rarely manage to play more than fifteen minutes per session and I scream like a sissy. Apparently to those that watch me, my screaming in utter horror and terror is scarier than what is happening in the game.

Even though I post this, I'm still about 20 minutes (read: two weeks) away from beating the game because I can't play it unless someone is in the room with me.

I'm such a wuss. T_T

1) I was not expecting the horror that is Amnesia.
2) The first few minutes creeped me out a little, but I put on my poker face and kept going. It was my longest session, the first 30 minutes of the game.
3) I about shat myself when I turned around and saw the monster's silhouette walking away. I was so paranoid from then on that the monster was in every room around every corner and I pretty much stopped using my lights then.
4) I would have logged out and reloaded if I ran out of tinderboxes and oil. Even though I never used them.
5) I would wait for -ages- and go do other things while hiding. Primarily things that would lift my spirits and get me out of my 15-minute-terror slump.
6) "That god-damn meat-wall punched me again! What is this, I don't even..."
7) Favorite hiding place and save location. Unfortunately absent through most of the game.
8) Yes, I did this. I picked up a box, moved it to sit in the water behind me, stepped on that, then turned to grab the box I was just standing on, and repeated it all the way until I was safely in the next room and screaming, "How do I unlock this door?!"
9) . . .

I made this in Microsoft Paint, so the quality is pretty low. And yay, first deviation. I know, it's stupid and un-funny, but I had to join the meme.

Original meme made by Smuky. I have no idea how to link his/her icon here.